Separate quilts.

Separate quilts: 

Allow you to experience the luxury of having a whole quilt all to yourself every night … without the expense of getting divorced.

Encourage creativity in bedroom – you’ll have to find new things to fight over (like who’s had ginger nuts in bed).

Reduce the risk of ending up in an unpleasant ‘Dutch oven’ situation.

Now I can kick the covers onto the floor, whilst my Lord-and-Master Remain’s securely wrapped up like a mummified sausage roll.

Entry under my quilt is by invitation only. 

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