What a historic moment! I’d like to say a big, fat Thank you (sorry, that should read FUCK YOU) to all my fellow citizens who voted to flush Workers rights and Disability rights down the toilet, along with God knows what else, leaving us at the mercy of the 1%. Time travel is possible. Welcome to Dickensian Britain. Hello again 1840s. Somebody resurrect the Chartists, will you. We’re going to need them. In the meantime I’m off out to panic-buy Prosecco before the price shoots up.

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